October 2010
30 posts
Momentum Needed. Options:
a. Giant Rubber Band *
b. Dynamite!
c. Really. Potent. Tacos.
d. Llamas?
After no scientific study whatsoever:
- The Giant Rubber Band requires a Giant Slingshot and Giant Bart Simpson to be operational.
- Really Potent Tacos and Dynamite are redundant.
- Llamas are a required default option in any list and may be combined with any other option.
- I will not be responsible for what happens after launching them into orbit, or giving them Dynamite, or feeding them Really Potent Tacos.
N.B.: I had the suggestion of Mountain Dew, but unfortunately, I find Mountain Dew repulsive. (Although I could shake the bottle up and that’s some propulsion, let me tell you what…)
Options:
a. Giant Rubber Band *
b. Dynamite!
c. Really. Potent. Tacos.
d. Llamas?
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