Site reading was never a strong point.
Does it go up or down.
Is it sharp or flat.
Is it forte or piano.
Does it resolve or stay trembling in the air.
Is it brilliant.
But most of all, does it make other people want to sing with you.
“Dad, you know how the big bad guys always wanna destroy the castle but then also wanna be king? What are they gonna be king of if it’s all destroyed? They’re dumb.” - Elder Monkey
G: Dad. Is Santa’s sack made from Jesus’ wrappings?
Me: I.. It.. You… … …
Ask your mom.